So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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