Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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