Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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