I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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