So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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