do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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