I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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