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Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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