member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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