I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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