Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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