SEEEEXXX PLEASE
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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