Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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