He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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