Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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