would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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