Don't you send me to vm
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My bed smells like the plague
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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