i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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