Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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