ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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