We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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