im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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