Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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