Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
