id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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