butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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