His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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