oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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