Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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