there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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