It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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