My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
