The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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