ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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