nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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