Only a mothe r could love this liver
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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