so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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