I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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