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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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