so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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