U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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