I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
