i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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