She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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