Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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