No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Randomize
