I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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