Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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