Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
