brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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