There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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