How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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