he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
I told him it was alright.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT