I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
where am i from again
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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