Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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