dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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