I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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