Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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